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How’d Princess Kate end up in Marlborough?

I Bet you didn't know that you have royalty in your town! Well, I'm here now! Of course, I was a commoner, living on the streets of Marlborough.

Kitty Middleton, Guest Feline Blogger:

I Bet you didn’t know that you have royalty in your town! Well, I’m here now! Of course, I was a commoner, living on the streets of Marlborough. Someone saw royalty in my graceful walk, and gracious demeanor, and took me in to our local rescue. Metrowest Animal Awareness Society immediately saw my regal posture, and named me Kitty Middleton, for the newest British princess! I am a young adult, probably 3-6 years old (a polite lady doesn’t share a number!) I am already wearing a fashionable fur coat – thick, lustrous and tipped with silver! My ears are tall, and hear the problems of royals and commoners alike – and I respond with my comforting purr, and gentle, sincere rubs.

I am looking for my forever castle – I don’t need a prince, but people who I can dote on, young or old. Oh, a pillow would be nice, perhaps an a throne where I can watch the birds? 

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