Kitty Needs Home; Scrabble Buddy Please Apply; Singer Wants to Do Some Skynyrd

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Tiling the time away

You don't need the board or the dictionary. That will be provided. You need only the desire to play Scrabble with this person in MetroWest who wants a Scrabble buddy, and clearly does not use the app on the iPhone. This is the real deal. Weekends are open for this Scrabble player, and he or she suggests that you could meet up for a game or two at Dunkin Donuts. You should be either an intermediate player, or advanced.

He's as free as a bird, now, and this bird wants to sing some Skynyrd

A guy in Westwood says he can "get away with singing Ronnie Van Zandt." While that doesn't sound like a rousing endorsement, he's itching to get a Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute going. "Skynyrd is just one of those bands I never got tired of, and I'm hoping to find some like minded dudes who enjoy the ride and have fun putting on a show. Drink yer whiskey (or whatever) and play in a honky tonk bar... 70s spirit... Anybody out there on the same wavelength?"

Wegmans beauty, this guy notices you

You work mostly evenings at Wegmans in Northborough, and your name begins with a C ... or a K ... Well, this man wants to get a message to you. "Just wanted to let you know that you are amazingly beautiful with a wonderful smile and a joy to be in the presence of."

Person needs an assistant, perhaps to help him spell "assistant"

A person in Marlborough, who posted "Looking for an Assitant," is looking for a "talented person" who has good Internet skills, Facebook skills, Craigslist searches, experience on auction sites, Spanish speaking.

He needs a good mix tape, and will pay you

Well, not a tape. This driver in MetroWest wants a USB stick full of songs. And he's a trucker, too. That doesn't necessarily mean he wants a playlist of "Peaceful, Easy Feeling," "Life is a Highway" and "I Can't Drive 55." Inspire him. "I drive long hauls and there are no good radio stations out there. Looking for maybe a gigabyte worth of songs? I like new R&B but not heavy rap, classic rock, '90s and '80s pop. I will pay to play!"

Freaky chakra and more for you

Someone in Marlborough has a box of VHS Bollywood tapes his ex left behind. You're in luck, because there are also a few belly dance magazines. "These are original Video Tapes straight from India looking for a good home."

Pool director needed for private club in Framingham

Framingham Country Club is a private club owned by its members, and it is seeking a qualified CPO pool director. The position is paid 17 weeks salary. The club is also looking for a certified pool operator.

Grandma moved into nursing home, and now Little Kitty needs a home

A woman in Hopkinton's got a grandmother who recently moved to a nursing home. She now has her darling seven-month-old, "Little Kitty." Little Kitty needs a home because she is presently at a condo complex that only allows two cats, and that's too many for this person. Help out Little Kitty, who loves to play, loves other kitties, and is fixed with updated shots.