Dirty Laundry Dispute
Be careful which washing machine you choose or you might end up in the same pickle an elderly man was in this week in Natick. Not only did a fellow laundry room user assault his neighbor for using the wrong machine, he then blocked him from leaving to report the crime!

Noisy Neighbors
A call came into the Milford Police reporting a woman had been yelling at a man for three hours. An unfinished honey-do list perhaps?

Trash Talking
A Milford man reported his trash had been stolen out of his trash cans. The way we see it, though, if you're going to have something stolen, trash is better than treasure! 

Old Man Winter ... already?
Someone was dreaming about a winter wonderland in the wrong season when they stole two plows in Hopkinton this week. We hope that's not a sign of things to come!