There are public restrooms at Wal-Mart. No need to go in the parking lot.
Northborough police put out a "be on the lookout" notice just after 4:30 p.m. one day this week for a man who had allegedly urinated in view of a mother and daughter in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Mailbox assaulted by kitchen appliance
In Hopkinton this week, police responded for the report someone had thrown a toaster at a resident's mailbox.
And the odd theft award of the week goes to:
The at-large villain who broke into a Milford resident's vehicle overnight, stealing, among other things, a Milford Legion baseball t-shirt.
(The subheadline above is a reference to one of my favorite movies, Anchorman.)
Now that I have that out of my system: on to our tidbit from Shrewsbury this week. A resident reported to police that a female neighbor was making "loud noises" in an attempt to scare her.